Margaritaville Dog Toy: Margarita Glass Plush

Pup-arita Time A Fun & Fuzzy Margarita Toy for Your Best Friend.

Alright, buckle up buttercup because this ain't your grandma's description This is the real deal, the thing you've been searching for in the vast digital wilderness It's got more mojo than a Voodoo priest on a Saturday night, more style than a runway in Milan, and more flavor than a deep-fried Twinkie at the county fair Forget the boring stuff you've been looking at Feast your eyes on this It's not just a thing it's an experience a vibe a goddamn masterpiece So go on treat yourself You deserve it

$5.40 $6.00

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It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere… It’s in the tropics somewhere between the Port of Indecision and Southwest of Disorder, but no parallels of latitude or longitude mark the spot exactly. You don’t have to be a navigator to get there. Palm trees provide the camouflage, ocean breezes bring the seaplanes and sailboats, tourists and travelers. Passports are not required. Island music rules. No waiting lines for anything. There is a beach and a thatched roof bar perched on the edge of the turquoise sea where you can always find a bar stool. There are lots of lies and loads of stories. It’s a comical concoction that blends together like tequila, salt, and lime. Squeaks!